- would get a rebate if the Government taxed justice.
- are a Government experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- have delusions of adequacy.
- would be out of their depth in a puddle.
- are diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- bring a lot of joy when they leave a room.
- are so dense light bends around them.
- are gross incompetents - that's 144 times more incompetent that other Ombudsmen.
- have flippers further apart in the pinball game of justice.
- have an intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
- all froth and no beer.
- proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- work well when cornered like a rat in a trap.
- are depriving other public sector organisations of an idiot.
- have a photographic memory but with the lens cap on.
- will give you change if you give them a penny for their thoughts.
- can't find their ass with two hands and a mirror.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Humorous quotes about the LGO
Local Government Ombudsmen,