Sunday, August 16, 2009

Humorous quotes about the LGO

Local Government Ombudsmen,
  • would get a rebate if the Government taxed justice.
  • are a Government experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • have delusions of adequacy.
  • would be out of their depth in a puddle.
  • are diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  • bring a lot of joy when they leave a room.
  • are so dense light bends around them.
  • are gross incompetents - that's 144 times more incompetent that other Ombudsmen.
  • have flippers further apart in the pinball game of justice.
  • have an intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
  • all froth and no beer.
  • proof that evolution can go in reverse.
  • work well when cornered like a rat in a trap.
  • are depriving other public sector organisations of an idiot.
  • have a photographic memory but with the lens cap on.
  • will give you change if you give them a penny for their thoughts.
  • can't find their ass with two hands and a mirror.

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